I'm Looking For a Few Good Things...

1. A good internet filter. -- I need something that won't let ANYTHING through -- one of those iron-clad, cinderblock, "won't even find swimsuits" kind of things. The boys are using the internet more and more and right now I don't think they would purposely surf for things questionnable but I also know it's only a matter of time before stuff begins "appearing" and looking for them. Any suggestions?

2. Something for acid reflux. -- (Besides not being pregnant.) Simply put, I've got problems! If I eat anything after 6pm I end up on the sofa so I can sleep sitting somewhat upright. Generally before bed I have a nice warm cocktail of apple cider vinegar, honey and lemon but that's not really my drink of choice as a bed time snack. Any suggestions?

3. A good "every now and then" housekeeper -- Chad gave me the green light to get someone to help clean the detail stuff before the baby -- one really good go-round on the bathrooms, baseboards, stuff like that. We're good on the weekly stuff but I'm not against having someone help out a little before the big day. Any suggestions?

4. Wall decorations -- stretched canvas of a cute lamb -- The nursery is coming along well. I want a (pretty big) picture for the wall like a cute juvenile painting of a lamb on stretched canvass. Any suggestions?

5. Low calorie substitute for hot buttery biscuits and sausage gravy. And don't try to sell me fruit or granola bars. Any suggestions?