Why are they laughing?

My kids... I told them to go to bed. At least five times I must have said it.

They finally left the living room and 10 minutes later I heard them laughing in the other room. Ugh! I was done being mom and ready to shut this show down and sit mindlessly watching a little TV until the Mr. gets home. But, I had to go investigate and growl a little so they'd go to sleep.

The laughter got louder as I entered their room. This is what they found so funny. Kid Two would read one and then wild laughter would errupt. Repeat about a million times... I'll admit, I laughed too -- not so much because it was funny, but because THEY found it so entertaining.

How Dumb Is He?
He tried to buy a garage at a garage sale.
He thought the English Channel was between HBO and Nickelodeon.
He went to a drive-in to see "Closed for Winter."
He flunked recess.
He went cordless bungee-jumping.

How Dumb Is She?
She threw her ball on the ground, and missed.
She got her gold medal bronzed.
She wanted to know how many One-A-Day vitamins to take.
She asked for the number of 911.
She put her iPod in the oven because she wanted hot tunes.
She took the Pepsi challenge and chose Skippy.

The funniest part? They were laughing hysterically but didn't even get the last one.

I love those guys.