I'm in the market for a new laundry hamper - a laundry hamper than can act right and be obedient - one that doesn't play dodgeball when you throw clothes into it.
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Yes I'm sure it's the hamper. It can't be my kids...
They're perfect. [insert mischievious grin]
I'm sure it's the hamper, moving side to side and closing its lid at precisely the moment dirty shirts are hurled into the air toward it.
I'm sure it's hamper, being only half full and yet coughing up jeans and jammies onto the floor so I'll have to bend down and scoop them up.
I'm sure it's the hamper, that venomous, cantakerous hamper.
It can't be my kids.
They would NEVER just throw their clothes on the floor when the laundry hamper is so close...so very, very close.
NEVER.
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6 comments:
It might be my husband sneaking over to your house and doing this.
I took laundry hampers out of the rooms because it looks like this, at least the clothes make it to the laundry room now!
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That's a very cantankerous hamper. It really should be more cooperative. :)
Strange, mine does the same thing.
Looks like my husbands hamper.
Also... I think the absense of a lid makes it more inviting for the clothes. I mean, how can you expect someone to lift a lid AND insert dirty garments? That is asking a lot.
I don't even do my kids laundry and their hampers still act that way. It is just plain wrong! :)
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