I am not sure how we got from Colossians chapter 3 to the Lord of All using our bathroom.
But we did.
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Chapter 3..."Since then you have been raised with Christ...yada, yada, yada...Therefore as God's chosen people...so on and so forth...wives, submit, husbands, love, children OBEY...yada, yada, yada... Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord..."
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And then it went like this...
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Me: Guys, "whatever you do" let's talk about "whatever" - like cleaning the bathroom...
Kid One: Oh, I knew you were going to take it there. Like God is going to come in and use our bathroom.
Kid Two: Man, if he did, he would see I didn't clean all the pee off the seat.
Me: Wait, wait.
Kid One: You never do, [Kid Two].
Kid Two: Well, it's not like he'll need to poop. (sorry, I'm just keeping it real. It wasn't disrespectful but a real conversation that happened during our Bible study.)
Kid One: Of course not. Do you hear yourself?
Kid Two: Well, if he did I guess he could hover. I mean, he is God.
Me: I am a failure.
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10 comments:
Hysterical!!!
I LOVE those boys! I can't wait to have the same conversations with mine!!
Much love,
Kambra
You said it best, "Just keepin' it real!"
Laughing at the picture of God hovering over the toilet.
Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh...that was super funny.
So funny...and yet so familiar! :-)
J. Spiva
Oh my goodness, please send this to Guidepost. "He could hover"!!? I am dying over here.
I thought I knew the meaning of "hover" but you have taken it to a new level. Those kiddos are hilarious!
Erin M.
Tim and I love it!!! ha ha
He will never allow your life to be boring.
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