Who says you can't get a man with a gun?
Whatever.
A couple of weeks ago the foxy Mr. and I went on a very redneck date night. And it was a hoot. Where'd we go? Glad you asked.
The.gun.range. Yes, we did.
(At least one girl in my BS group just whooped and hollered)
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I was so nervous and shaking the whole time while he loaded the gun because I've never held a gun that had a "magazine." (That's the bullet holder for all you novice sharp-shooters) Yeah, and now I'm soooo knowledgeable... :)
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He showed me the proper way to load, aim, and shoot. The Invisible Me was playing an episode of 24 in my mind... I was Jack Bauer's assistant and he was so in need of my mad firepower skills...because he was being held captive by some really bad guys trying to kill the president...and me, in my arsenal glory showed up just in time to annihilate the foreign terrorists and save the day by putting a hole in the Blue Smurf enemy... Of course. Whew. Super-hero'in is hard work.
I'm not sure I can actually kill an intruder if they come into my house but I can sure scare them and maybe take off a finger or two (if I aim for the heart)... Let's just say I need a lot of work. But seriously, take note of the shell you see flying out of my gun. That is good cameramannin', Foxy Mr.
But here we are, on our redneck date night. And YES, I was the dork asking someone to take a picture of us! But PLEASE notice where I am pointing... The heart. YES, I made that shot.
Don't break into my house and think you're going to get to my babies.
You've.been.warned.
14 comments:
AWESOME! I need to have my man take me on a redneck date night to sharpen my skillz :)
Erin
Geesh. Thanks Kim for giving Troy a great idea for a date-night. (please note the sarcasm and eye-rolling coming from me.) hee hee.
I guess he figures if you can do it, so can I. He's been trying to get me to a gun range for years (13 to be exact).
I love it!! Why to be machoette. Just one question....Are you Cagney or Lacey??
Oooh that sends a little shiver of fear up my spine. If I were a robber I would totally skip your house.
WHOOP WHOOP :)
Its a really amazing feeling firing a gun and doing it well!
No baby getting over here either!
so noted sister, so noted.......what's that? Do I hear a roar....you ARE woman!!!
SS
Nice.
Gotta love a woman with a gun. :) I love that you love your man so much!
I have to say, I'm not surprised on bit that no intruder is breaking into Miss I Drive My Tractor In Pearls :-)
Ok, I'm WAY behind in reading your posts, but from the look of this one, that might be safe! LOL :) Check YOU out!
And I must say, Jack is looking a LOT like Ethan at this stage. Jinky!
You've been tagged :)
Ok...totally been there! When I shot my gun for the first time and couldn't stop laughing and then I screamed when I fired it...the other men in the range just cracked up at me!
Next time your in Tulsa bring it and maybe we can have a double date!
Car 54 where are you?
The last time I shot a gun the shell flew down my shirt and it's very hot! That was about ten years ago...
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